So, Osama The Putz is back on TV letting we Americans know that if we would only be so kind as to convert to Islam, that the Iraq War would be a thing of the past. While he might be right, because he might no longer consider us to be infidels worthy of destruction, my reply to him is to look very closely at my hand and see all my fingers tucked in — except for my prominently-raised middle finger. To write as a commoner might speak…they ain’t gonna have no virgins where you’re going, Osama. Any questions?